Vision statements: traps or treasures?

Creating Vision and Mission statements that work

This week, more about Beg to Differ is thinking and writing about Vision statements. That’s because Brandvelope Consulting is working with a very large organization right now to help them develop a new Vision and Mission statement. You might think that such statements are easy to come up with. We Beg to Differ.

Appearances are deceptive
Photo be me: a sign hanging on a fence outside a Buddhist temple in Chiang Mai Thailand. Apparently the most deceptive appearance was the 20-character width of this sign.

Why Vision is so hard

With more than 2000 employees, pilule a portfolio worth billions of dollars, approved and hundreds of customers in dozens of verticals that rely on them for very different services, my client has a big rock to move: they’re trying to come up with a single Vision and accompanying Mission statement that will guide them for years to come.

Before they came to us, they’d already been working on a Vision statement for nine months.  And from all appearances, they’d done everything right: the Vision working group had brought together dozens of incredibly smart volunteers from across the organization.  And through a series of exercises, they were able to agree on corporate values, personality elements, and to capture a clear sense of their history, challenges, and strategic direction.

All good so far: passionate, committed employees, a well-designed process, and total support from the leadership of the organization.

More surprising yet, they managed to create several Vision statements that don’t suck.  Unlike most such statements, these are coherent, articulate, and generally hit all the right points.

As a matter of fact, each one could easily serve as a Vision statement for a less demanding place.

What could possibly go wrong?

Um, we mentioned they hired us, right?

To their credit, my client didn’t settle for statements that were just “good enough”. After polling executives and focus group testing the statements with employees, the committee had to admit that they weren’t there yet.

The big problem:
the statements sounded nice,
and they were totally accurate,
but they weren’t useful as tools.

Getting Vision right

This week, we’ll talk about a few angles on this issue.

  • Where Vision statements go wrong
  • Vision vs. Mission vs. Positioning Statements
  • Making Vision sticky.
  • Examples: awesome Vision statements / awful Vision statements

But before we get there, I’m interested to hear from you: Have you been through the Vision / Mission / Values process yourself? Any advice or horror stories to share? Examples of awesome statements or awful ones?

Born yesterday: my son on being human

It’s something you hear all the time: “I wasn’t born yesterday, illness you know!” And it means: “I’m too smart to fall for that.” Well, cure meet my son. He was born yesterday – 11:04 AM actually. I spent most of the night with him pacing the hospital halls, and maybe it’s sleep deprivation talking here, but I think somebody born yesterday has a lot to say to the rest of us. And loudly.

Archer Begs to Differ

1) There’s nothing more important than family

Sorry colleagues, clients, friends, social network followers. I love you all. But when it comes right down to it, you just can’t compete with my 8 pound little man or his mom, or his siblings. They are the thing that puts everything else into perspective.

2) Focus on the simple things

Eat, sleep, poop, clean up, and repeat. Okay, in the business world, the details might be different, but it all smells the same in the end.

3) Don’t lose the wonder

When my son opened his eyes for the first time yesterday, everything he saw was new new new. I hope he keeps looking around with the same sense of curiosity and awe in the awesomeness of the world around him (and take a minute to try it yourself – or find a kid to play with if you need help).

4) You can’t do everything yourself

Birth is the ultimate team effort. To my wife: thank you.

5) Outsiders really care

We’ve been overwhelmed by the love and support we’ve gotten from family,  business associates, friends, and strangers. People are generous and caring by nature if you open yourself up to them. But you have to open yourself up.

6) Trust the experts

Doctors, nurses, hospital custodians, all have been wonderful. But most wonderful of all, we can’t do what they do, so we’re extra grateful that they do it so well. (And a plug for my American friends: it’s also totally free!)

7) A well packaged bundle is good for everyone

I’m watching the nurses these days with swaddle envy. They are just so crisp and efficient, and they wrap him tighter than a tortilla. And although the baby hates the blankets going on, once he’s wrapped right, everyone’s life suddenly gets easier: my wife has less trouble nursing, he’s easier for me and the nurses to carry and pass around, and most importantly, he’s much happier than when I wrap him. But I’m working on it.

8 ) Names matter (but they’re hard)

Everybody’s got an opinion on what makes a good name. Ours were: easy to pronounce, easy to spell (particularly since Van Staalduinen is the last name), distinctive, but not so distinctive as to get the kid shoved in a locker every day. We also needed two names – one for a boy and one for a girl – and wanted to honour family with the middle names. All hard. But worth thinking about.

9) You’ll get your teeth, but it will take time

Patience is one of the biggest lessons of raising kids. Development just  takes time and no amount of over-parenting or worry will change that. Babies lose weight after they’re born. They won’t be able to eat solids or walk for many months. They’re babies. Deal with it. There are no Baby Einstein shortcuts in babies, business or anything eles (sorry Disney).

10) Sometimes, you just gotta yell

This blog is called Beg to Differ for a reason. And most of the time we try to be fair, balanced, diplomatic. But sometimes, life isn’t fair, and it’s okay to just open up your lungs and just yell like the day you were born. So go on. Make some noise. Then grow up and get on with the business of being human.

Well, it’s back to the hospital for me.

But Beg to Differ would love to hear from you:

  • What branding or business lessons have you learned about being human from babies or kids?